Ok so I’m guessing all of you have heard about Soulja Boy. Here’s what I think about him............HOW THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE A CAREER?

The first thing about him that I don’t like is definitely his songs. If I had to sit in a room listening to him all day I would probably commit suicide. Here are the lyrics to some of his brilliant songs:

Doo Doo Head:

She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank
She's a Doo Head, Ha mouth stank


Girl You Stank:

Girl you stank (you know you stank)
Girl you stank (you know you stank)
Girl you stank (you know you stank)


Yahhh Bitch Yahhh!:

Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!
Get out my face, ho!

and the ever famous Crank That:

Soulja boy up in this hoe
watch me crank it
watch me roll
watch me crank dat Soulja boy
Then superman dat hoe
now watch me do
(crank dat Soulja boy)

I know, I wish it was a joke too. If you are ever feeling down just look at Soulja Boy's LIFE and I guarantee you will fell much better. I cant believe such a talent-less loser could obtain a career. The pathetic thing is that someone listened to his music and actually thought it was decent. His music consists of: saying or yelling pointless shit repetitively, using words like "dat" "hoe" and "bathing apes", and saying his name at least four times in one verse. Boy that’s some real talent. On Itunes the review he got on his album was a two star rating….he should’ve gotten half a star for crank that, but that’s about it.

The second thing about him that seriously bothers me is the fact that he’s probably one of the dumbest people on this earth. I would give him the IQ of a retarded puppy. I was shocked and appalled after I saw his video on youtube -> [link]
Firstly, he cant even manage correct grammar and he wasting tons of money that he is most definitely not going to have in the future. He took out 1,000,000 yen to spend in two days....DUMBARSE. Then he buys games that apparently “ain’t even come out in da U.S. yet,” and when asked what the title says he responds with an “I don’t know but its sick as hell!” If you ask me his dumbass should’ve stayed in school. He actually has a song saying that he got straight F’s in school. O_o

My advice: If you have doubts about ever making it, look at Soulja Boy’s success and know that you definitely have a chance and DON’T crank that Soulja Boy.


EXTRARANTS: Anyone who hasnt yet, listen to Viva la Vida by Coldplay